( ……………. DIDI by khoka ………………. )

Ami jokhon class 9 e pori tokhon amra amader mofossoler bari chere kolkatay chole elam. Amar baba kolkatay chakri korto,fole babar darun subidha holo ete. Mao je naribadi songsthar sathe jukto tar office kolkatay. Tobe baba ma-r cheyeo aste besi agrohi chilo amar didi Sanchari. Didir madhdhomik er result beriechilo tokhon sobe,ar didi kolkatay vorti hote chaichilo. Amader chotto mofossol sohortake didi akdom pochondo kortona. Ar okhankar school gulo o didir pochondo chilona.didi chaichilo kolkatar boro school e vorti hote. Songe didir ichcha chilo kolkatar kono boro club e tennis sekhar.
Kolkatay asar ichcha baba ar mar o chilo. Kintu kolkatay chole asbo vablei to a rasa jay na, flat er ja dam ! lone jodio paoa jay ajkal,tobu baba mathar upor chap nite voy pachchilo. Kintu sesh obdi duto karone baba chapta nite raji holo. Ekta karon didir result.didi madhdhomik e rank korlo. Erpor ki ar meyer kolkatay porar ichcha ar na purno kore pare kono baba?ar opor karonta chilo amar result ar character. Dutoi chrome khub kharaper dike jachchilo.asoleamader chotto mofossol sohortay amar bondhur kono ovab chilona.joto don jachchilo amar bondhur sonkha barchilo.saradin oder sathe hullor kore beratam.ar bondhuder pallay pore ar boyesh sondhir doshe meyeder proti durbolotao barchilo. Kono sundori meye dekhlei potanor jonne pagol hoye jetam,jodio safollo paini tokhono. Ar bondhuder pallay pore ektu adhtu cigarette tanteo sikhechilam. Saradin eisob niei mete thaktam,fole porasonar obostha din din kharap hochchilo amar. Baba,ma porte bolleo kane tultam na. class 8 theke 9 e other porikkhay fail korlam math e,jodio promotion die diechilo sesh porjonto,tobu barite darun boka khelam.er kichudin por parar more cigarette tanchilam bondhuder sathe,baba dekhe fello.tarpor e baba kolkatay jaoar byapare seriously vabte suru korlo.flat er khoj kora suru korlo tuktak. Tar kichudin por e didir chokh dhadano result.erpor ar kichu na vebe baba amader barita beche kolkatay flat kine nilo.amader sohortolir barita besh boro chilo,dotola bari ,sathe besh khanikta jayga chilo.seta bikri kore bank theke samanno lone korei ekta two bedroom er flat hoye gelo north Kolkatay,songe choto ekta bosar ghor, kitchen ar bathroom. Ami obosso aste chaini akdom kolkatay,atodiner bondhuder chere aste kar valo lage? Tachara amader choto sohortake amar darun valo lagto, amader para math,parar club, mondirer pasher birat botgachta,pasher parar pukur,amar school ar bondhura,soddo porichoy haoa bandhobira , esob chere aste amar vishon kharap legechilo.ami protibad o korar chesta korechilam ekbar,tate baba bolechilo, ‘o,tui jate tor bigre jaoa bondhuder sathe mishe cigarette khaoa chalie jete paris,tai kolkatay na gie ekhane theke jabo? Tor madhdhomik e 5th haoa didir kolkatay porar ichcha purno nakore?’ ei kothar ark i jobab hote pare? Tai mon kharapke songi kore ek robibar sokale nijer sohor chere kolkatar uddesshe raona hote holo.flat e pouchalam pray dupur 1 tay. Hotel e kheye goch gachh korte lege porlam sokole.amader flat ta 2nd floor e. notun jhok jhoke flat , dekhe amar valoi laglo.
Gochano motamuti sesh holo sondhyay. Bedroom mote duto haoay amar ar single room jutbena,didir sathe room share korte hobe. Akhon barite duto khat ache,dutoi dubble,tar e ekta didir sathe share korte hobe amake. Pore amar jonne single khat kena hobe ekta. Amader ghorta besh boro, duto khat dhokaleo besh onekta jayga thakbe.
Sondhyar jolkhabar khete khete baba ma didir sathe amar vobissot nie alochona korte laglo. Ora amar vobissot nie khub chintito,kikore amake thik pothe ana jay tai nie alochona korte laglo ora.ami chuup kore tiffin khete khete oder kotha sunte laglam. Didi bollo oto vebona baba,bhai kharap hoyechilo or kharap bondhuder sathe mishe.ekhane o valo cheleder sathe mishle thik hoye jabe. Sudhu oke kora sasone rakhte hobe. Ekta kotha bolbo baba?”
“bol”, baba bollo.
“Tumi to oke sashon korar onek chesta koreo paroni. Tumi oke merecho onek kintu o nijer pothei theke geche. Tomader cheleder ei hochche muskil,mara chara kichu bojhona.or vul guloi tumi dhorie dite paroni. Ami hole oke 7 dine valo chele banie ditam.”
Baba matha nichu korlo, “thik e bolechis tui. Thik ache,akhon theke tui e sashon korbi oke.”
“ami jevabe chai sevabe sashon korbo kintu,tumi kichu bolte parbena. Sudhu ek mash por dekho o koto valo chele hoye geche. Atota valo ja tumi kolponao korte parbena.”
“ami jani,oke keu manush korte parle tui e parbi.”,baba bollo.
Ami didir dike takalam. Didi amar dike takie haslo. Darun sundor dekhte oke, ami mugdho nahoye parlam na. ekta sadharon top ar skirt pore ache o,tatei opurbo lagche.didir payer dike takalam ,didi jano seta kheyal korei ba payer upor dan pa ta tule die choti pora pa ta dolate laglo.
Baba prosongo bodlalo, didike bollo, “ tor jonne ekta darun surprise ache,ekta tata nano kine felechi tor jonne, tor darun valo result er jonne ekta chotto gift,baba hese bollo.”
“tai??……..thank u daddy”,didi doure gie babake jorie dhorlo….amaro valo laglo sune, baba ma ar didike khusi rakhle hoyto amake sikhte debe chalano,tarepor majh majhe gari nie……………..ami swapne mosgul hoye gelam.thik korlam,akhon theke didi Jodi sashon kore to or kotha sunei cholbo.gari chalanor moja pete etuku korai jay.
Raate khawar por ami ektu tv dekhbo vablam.kintu tv chalatei didi ese pashe daralo,hasimukhe amar 1ta kan dan hat die dhore bollo, “baba ki bollo mone ache?ami akhon theke tor guardian.akhon tv dekhte hobena,bondho kor.”
Ami protibad korlam na.ami didike ragate chaichilam na akdom. Didike khusi rakhte parle hoyto gari chalano sekhar sujog pabo,majhe majhe chalateo parbo.ar tacharao,ekhane asar por ami nijei ter pachchilam ami ektu bodle gechi.notun jaygar sporshei hok,ar bondhuder haranor dukkhei hok,ami onek baddho hoye gechi aj,bishesh kore didir kache.aj saradin didir sob kotha bina torke mene niechi,eta vebe aschorjo laglo amar.
Vabnar ghor katlo kane mochor kheye,” bondho kor tv ,sute chol.‘,didi abar bollo.
“sorry didi”,ami tv bondho kore dilam. Didir kanmola bina protibade sojjo kore nilam. Sotti bolte purono sohore thakte didi sashon korle jerokom kharap lagto,aj moteo serokom laglona.sotti bolte ki ektuo kharap laglona.borong mone holo didike khusi rakhi,tahole didi thik gari chalanor sujog debe. Amar purono bondhura stylish cycle niei khusi,keu keu bike er swapno dekhe borojor.sekhane ami 4 wheeler chalate parbo didike ektu khusi rakhte parley !!!!! vabtei didir sashonta mene nite ektuo kharap laglona amar.thik korlam koekdin didir kotha sune chole didike khusi kori,tarpor ekdin somoy moto ichchata janabo didike,didi raji holei baba raji hoye jabe.
Amra amader ghore chole elam.didi nijer notun kena laptop ta nie chair e bose amake bollo “bichanata kore fel abhi “(amar daak naam,valo naam abhishek). Ami apotti na kore kore fellam bichana,ar didi laptop ghatte laglo.ami notun chador patlam bichanay, tarpor balishe dhakna poralam notun. Didi ar amar bichana khater dudike rekhe majhe duto kolbalish rekhe moshari tangalam. Didi laptop e game khele chollo tarpor o. ami ekbar vablam suye pori.kintu didir soar aage sule didi rege jete pare vebe sulam na. didi sute elo pray 30 minute por. Soar aage didi bollo ‘raate ghumer modhdhe bichanay boddo noris tui,ar haat pa churis. Sokale chador puro gutie thake. Aj theke akdom thik hoye subi. Amar ghumer jano disturb nahoy. Ghumer disturb korle baki raat ta mejhete gie sute hobe toke.”
Ami kichu bollam na,chup kore suye porlam. Saradin khatuni geche,sutei chokh ghume jorie elo. Ghum vanglo jontronar onuvutite. Bujhte parlam didi amam ba kanta dhore tanche ar bolche, “bolechilam na ghumer disturb korbina. Bachchader moto haat pa na chure ghumate paris na tui? Ja,niche mejhete suye joto khusi haat pa chhor.” Didi atojore kan mulchilo je amar mone hochchilo kanta bujhi chire jabe.ami tobu kichu bollam na didike. Didi kan chere amar balishta tule mejhete chure fele dilo, ”niche gie sho”.
Niche sokto mejhete sararat sute hobe amake?mosario nei,ar ekhane moshao prochur,tachara kolkatar ei elakata malariar jonno bikkhato. Andhokar mejhete sule gayer upor die arsholao dourate pare. Amar besh voy lagchilo,ami didir payer kache gie didir pa duto jorie dhore bollam, “please didi,ar hobena amon,please khwama kore dao,baire boddo mosha.” Didi kichui bollona. Ami khwama chaoa chalie gelam. Didi kichu bolchena dekhe ami didir paye matha namie dilam. Didir paye matha ghoste ghoste bollam, “please didi,please khwama kore dao ebarer moto.”didir pa duto duhate dhore payer patay matha ghoshe cholechilam ami. Onekkhon por didi bollo, “thik ache,ajker moto khwama kore dichchi. Aj ratta amar payer tolay sute paris.kintu abar ghumer modhdhe nora chora korle lathi mere tor mukh venge debo kintu.”
“ami didir payer tolay chumu kheye bollam, “thank you didi”, tarpor niche fele deoa balish tae ne didir payer tolay suye porlam,didir position er sathe vertically. Didi or pa duto amar balisher upor rekhe bollo, “amar payer tolatei suye achis jokhon,amar paa duto ektu tipe de.” Ami didir payer dike fire suye didir paa duto tipte laglam. Didir payer tola duto amar mukh theke matro 3 inchi dure chilo. Didir pa tipte tipte kokhon je ghumie porechilam janina. Ghum vanglo pordin sokale, mukher upor kono norom jinisher sporshe.kono norom , molayom jinish amar sara mukhe ghoschilo keu. Ki jinish ghumer ghore valo bujhte parlam na.amar chokher upor sei jinisher uposthitir jonne chokh khulte parlam na, hat die chutei bujhte parlam ki ar kaal raater sob kotha mone pore gelo. Amar didi amar sara mukhe or payer tola ghosche bujhte parlam. Ami kichu bollam na,chup kore suye thaklam. Didi amar mukher upor or payer tola ghoshe chollo. Amar mone pore gelo didir result beronor din manjari mam gota class er samne amake bolechilo “tui roj tor didir paa dhuye jol kha akhon theke, tahole ar fail korbi na konodin.” Sotti e, kothay didi ar kothay ami ! didi madhdhomik e rank kore, ar ami school er exam eo fail kori ! amar bongsher apoman ami. Hothat e amar khub kharap laglo, nijer upor rag hote thaklo amar. Mone holo amar madhdhomik e rank kora didi tar fail kora bhai er mukhe paa ghoshe tar dosh Katie dite chaiche. Nahole to didir payer tolay sthan paoar joggotao amar nei. Ami haat barie didir pa tipte laglam,ar didi amar mukhe paa ghoshe chollo.
Ektu pore uthe fresh hoye porte boslam ami. Baba ma dekhe obak hoye gelo. Didi sudhu muchki hese bollo, “dekhecho baba,abhi ke marteo hoyni,or upor chechateo hoyni tomar moto. Tobu o ki sundor porte bose gelo.”
Baba bollo, “ami jantam ,oke keu manush korte parle tui e parbi.”
Didi ese amar pashe bichanay boslo, amar mathay ekbar hat bulie misti hese bollo “tor doshta kothay janish abhi? Tor oi “Y” gene tay. “Y” gene tar dhormoi holo rege jaoa,maramari kora esob. Kono bisoye concentrate korte dayna gene ta. Ar meyeder sekhane 2 to “X” gene ache,jeta dhoirjo baray ,santo hote sekhay,ar study ba onno bisoye concentrate korte help kore.atodin tui jeta kortis seta “Y” gene er swavabik dhormer bohiprokash. Babao toke sashon korte hole kokhono vabtona tor vul korar karon ki, karon babar Y gene babake vabte ditona,borong na vebei marto toke,setao Y gene er e dhormo. But vule jasna, todero ekta X gene ache,meyeder dekhno pothe cholle aste aste toraoY gene er bad effect Katie nijeder X gene ke dominant gene kore tulte paris.tahole torao meyeder moto valo manush hoye uthte parbi. Sudhu tar jonne toke mene nite hobe je X gene er normal behavior guloi sothik. Ar meyeder 2 to X gene ache bole meyeder sroddha korte sikhte hobe,nissorto srodhdha, meyera tor cheye boyeshe boroi hok ar choto.”
Ami bujhte parchilam aste aste je didi ja bolche tai thik. Ami ja kortam sesob amar genetic dosh,ja Y gene control kore. Tai cholera kothay kothay marpit kore,ar meyera vodro , santo hoy, onner kollyan chinta kore. Ami bollam, “thik bolecho didi.”, tarpor khat theke uthe prothome maayer paye matha thekie, tarpor didir paye matha thekie sashtange pronam korlam, X gene er superiority mene neoar sign hisabe. Mone mone protigga korlam, aj theke ar kokhono amar Y gene ke dominate korte debona,amader modhdheo to ekta X gene ache.aj theke otakei dominant gene kore tulbo. Amar concentration power o aschorjo vabe bere gelo dekhlam.
Bikele sobai mile bose tv dekhchilam tv room e. baba ar ma khate bose,didi chair e. ar ami didir payer kache bose didir paa tipe dichchilam,didir paa duto rakha chilo amar koler upor.amar hotath poribortone baba ma obak hoye gechilo. Didi amake jiggasa korlo, “ki re abhi,atodin ja kore din katatis tar jone onusochona hochche akhon?”
Ami didir pa tipte tipte bollam,” ha didi,vishon.”
Didi bollo” vule jasna, tor Y gene ta kintu sob somoy matha chara deoar chesta kore jabe,toke kharap pothe tene nie jaoar chesta korbe. Sei jonne sob somoy meyeder seba korbi, XX er ashirbad thakle Y kokhono matha tulte parbe na.”
Ami bollam ,” thik ache didi,akhon theke mone kono kharap chinta elei tomar paye matha ghosbo ese.”
“Kokhono olosh hoye bose thakbina,bose thaklei Y gene matha chara debe,ota soytan er dut to,tai sobsomoy vogoban er dut X er pothe cholar chesta korbi. Meyeder sudhu duto X gene ache,tai ora puro vogoban er dut.tai meyeder sobsomoy debota gyaane pujo korbi,er fole dustu Y gene kokhono matha chara dite parbe na. tui joto seba korbi amar ar mayer, XX er ashirbade toto dominant hoye uthbe tor X,ar Y er chokranto byartho hobe.”
Ami chup kore didir paa tipe chollam.
“ja,ekta bati ar jol nie ese amar paa dhuye jol kha.akhon theke roj khabi. Meyeder paa dhoa jol cheleder kache choronamrito. Antibiotic er provable jamon bacteria ra more jay, meyeder choronamrito khele tamon e cheleder Y gene er kuprovab nosto hoye jay, chelera valo hoye othe.”
Ami ranna ghor theke ekta boro bati ar jol nie elam.didir paa duto batir upor rekhe valo kore dhuye dilam didir paa duto.tarpor didir paa dhoa jolta choronamrito vebe voktivore paan korlam. Tarpor didir paa duto sojotne muchie die paye choti porie dilam. Didi amake or payer tolay suye porte bollo. Ami suye porte didi or paa duto amar mukhe rekhe or paa duto amar saramukhe ghoste ghoste bollo,”akhon theke mone kono kharap chinta elei amar payer tolay ese suye porbi.ami tor mukhe paa rakhle kono Y gene er sadhdho nei toke kharap dike porichalito kore.”
Ami didir paa duto voktivore tipte thaklam. Meyeder kano pujo kora uchit seta aj poriskar bujhte parchilam ami.
Hothath baba ekta cigarette dhoralo. Didi ar ma onokdin thekebabake cigarette charte bolchilo, baba sunto na. atodin beche geleo aj ar sohoje chara pelona baba. “ami ki bollam sononi?bhai nijer Y gene ke control korar chesta korche ar tumi akhono nijer Y gene er kothay cholecho? Valo chao to cigarette ta nevao”,didi hukum korlo babake. Baba didir adesh palon korlo. “Chup kore bose mayer paa tepo,XX er seba korle Y er kharap ichcha ar kaj korbena.”
Baba bina torke mayer paa duto kole tule tipte laglo.didi tokhon amar ber kore deoa jive ekta chotir tola muchche,ar ami mon die tokhon didir onno paa ta tipchi.
(………… 3 mash pore ………….)
Sokale ghum vanglo mukher upor didir payer chhoay. Didi or pa duto amar mukhe ghoschilo. Ami kichukhon didir pa duto tipe dilam,tarpor didi bichana theke uthe bosle didir paye choti porie dilam. Didir brush e paste lagie didir haate dilam. Didi prothom dant meje je thutu ta fello basin e, sei paste meshano thutu take brush e lagie paste hisabe use kore da(n)t meje nilam ami. Didi fresh hoye ghore astei baba didir jonne cha nie elo. Didi cha khete laglo ar ami didir payer kache bose didir paa tipte laglam. Didir cha khawa hoye gele ami didir paye moja ar sneaker porie dilam, didi morning walk e chole gelo. Ami ranna ghore gie didir jonne breakfast banate laglam. Didir ferar somoy hole baba aage thekei dorjar samne mejhete suye roilo. Didi ghore dhuke babar mukhe paa muchlo ekbar,jevabe paposhe paa mochhe,tarpor sofay bose news paper porte laglo. Baba hamaguri die gie didir payer tolay suye porlo. Didi or juto pora pa duto babar mukher upor tule die babar sara mukhe jutor tola ghoste laglo paper porte porte. Rastar jabotio moyla didir jutor tola theke lege jete laglo babar sara mukhe. Baba vokti vore tipte laglo nijer meyer paa, karon osuvo Y gene ke domie rakhar etai ekmatro upay. Ektu pore didir paper pora hoye gele dili paper ta rekhe babar mukher dike takalo. Baba janto ki korte hobe, baba jotota somvob ber kore dilo nijer jivta. Didi tar jutor tola babar jive ghoshe poriskar korte laglo. Eivabe roj didir pobitro jutor tolar moylay amar moto babaro Y chromosome er jabotio kuprovab niscrio hoye jete laglo. Didi prothome ba jutor tolata babar jive porskar korlo,tarpor dan jutor tolata. Erpor, baba didir juto moja khule paa dhuye dilo,tarpor voktivore didir paa dhoa jolta kheye nilo. Didir hat mukh dhoa hoye gele ami didike breakfast khete die didir payer tolay suye porlam. Didi amar mukhe choti pora paa duto rekhe breakfast korlo. Tarpor bichanay sulo arektu gorie nebe bole. Baba didir payer tolay suye didir pa tipte laglo. Ami mayer cha ar breakfast nie mar ghore gelam,mar paye chumbon kore ghum theke tullam maake. Maa breakfast korar somoye ami maar paa tipte laglam. Erpor ma fresh hote chole gelo,ami nijer ghore porte boslam. Baba tokhono mon die didir paa tipe dichchilo.
Ektu pore didir snan korar somoy hole ami uthlam. Didir jonne bathroom ready kore half pant pore wait korte laglam. Didi ese amar chokh duto kalo kapor die sokto kore bedhe dilo. Ami shower er kache mejhete suye porlam. Didi choti pora paaye amar mukher upor darie snan korte laglo. Onekkhon dhore snan kore didi. Didir gaa theke saban dhoa jol amar sara gaye mukhe porte laglo. Didi kokhono amar mukhe, kokhono buke ba golar upor paa rekhe snan korte laglo. Aage jokhon didi ekta paa golay ar onno paa amar naaker upor rekhe snan korto tokhon amar khub swash kosto hoto. Didike sekotha bolate didi amake bujhie bolechilo amake eikothata amar osuvo Y chromosome bojhachche.o didir pobitro payer sporsho sojjo korte parche na,tai amake bojhate chesta korche je ete amar kosto hochche.ami bujhechilam didir kotha. Didi raag na kore ki sundor bujhie bole ! akhon ar kosto hoyna,amar ovvash hoye geche.osuvo Y chromosome haal chere dieche hoyto. Didi snan korte korte or chotir tola amar sara mukhe ghoshe ar didir snan kora jol amar sara gaye pore. Amar vishon valo lage. Didi snan sere dress pore amar chokh theke kaporta khule nay.ami uthe pori.ar ektu pore nie ami snan kore ni. Didike khete die nije khai. Tarpor didi dress pore nile or paye juto porie di. Tarpor amio schooler jonne ready hoye ni. Baba ar ma berie geche totokhone. Ami gari chalate sikhe niechi ei koek mashe,didike gari kore schoole pouche di. Tarpor gari barite rekhe schoole chole jai. Ei notun schoole ami chance petam na, madhdhomik e rank kora meyer bhai ami,eta sunei amake vorti niechen head sir.
School sesh hole ami taratari bari firi. Didir tiffin banai,tarpor gari kore nie asi didike. Didi ghore dhokar somoy didir payer tolay suye pori. Didi pa duto amar mukhe muche ghore dhoke. Didi sofay bosle ami didir payer tolay suye kichukhon paa tipe di, tarpor jutor tola chete poriskar kore di.
Soptahe dudin didi tennis sikhte jay. Sei dudin baba taratri office theke fire didike tennis club e nie jay. Didi tennis khele firle ami didir juto chete poriskar kore di. Kolkatay asar por ami ar khelini kono khela konodin. obosso, khelteo chaina. Khelar sujog pelei osuvo Y gene je setake kharap kaje lagabe seta valoi bujhi akhon. Borong,didi khele firle roj didir jutor tola theke mather dhulo chete khai. Tarpor sara sondhya didi ekta paa babar mukhe, onnota amar mukhe rekhe tv dekhe,ar chotir tola amader sara mukhe ghoshe chole. Evabe didir sahajje ami ar baba amader osuvo Y gene ke control kore valo manush haoar dike egie choli.
( X ar Y gene nie ja likhechi tar kono boigganik vitti nei,ota pure fantasy.)